Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Prodigal Soul and William Shatner's Dick

Threats of homicide and suicide will not make me write faster--though the picture of Patrick Stewart's nekkid butt was quite inspiring(thank you crazybeaut7).

I shall post another chapter of Prodigal Soul in the next couple of days. Keep your pannies on. Or not, as it were.

In the meantime, check out Shatner's big ass boner in "Operation: Annihilate!".

Seriously.

He's beaming back down to the planet after his sister-in-law dies. As he materializes on the stairs, you can totally see length and girth and some major ridge. I was all, "Holy shit!" Did the editors not see that?

Man, William Shatner is a muthafuckin badass. The dude comes in the door like, dick first, then the rest of him shows up ten minutes later.

What I want to know is, what the hell was going on with Bill before that shot?

Anyway. Thanks to Iddy for pointing that out.

I dated a guy who lived a few blocks from the TRW campus where "Operation: Annihilate!" was filmed. We bribed the security guard with a Bartles & James and he took us to the tiny courtyard where Spock got stapled by one of the giant flying boogers. In 1984, the space looked exactly the same as it did when the episode was filmed. We sat on the stairs and drank wine coolers and smoked clove cigarettes.

2 comments:

Iddy said...

I live but to serve, Dearest ;-)

girl6 said...

Your service honors us, Iddy.